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Total Medals Earned: 293 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,800 Points

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Medals Earned: 17/52 (85/355 points)

Secret #1 5 Points

Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.

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In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.

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Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.

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Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.

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The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.

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Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.

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Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.

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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.

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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.

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A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

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Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.

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A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.

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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.

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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.

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A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.

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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.

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A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.

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A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.

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A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.

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A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.

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A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.

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An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.

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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.

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Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.

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Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.

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A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.

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Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.

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Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.

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The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.

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X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

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A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.

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Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.

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Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.

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Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.

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An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).

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A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.

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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.

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Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.

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Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.

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A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.

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A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.

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Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.

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A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.

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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).

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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..

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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.

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Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.

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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.

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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.

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Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.

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100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

60s Burger Run

Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/440 points)

Free Fall 5 Points

No, you can't fly!

Bus Get 10 Points

finding the bus stop

Shortcut 2 10 Points

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Burger Get 100 Points

Game completed! Awsum Yay!

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Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 62/100 (890/2,000 points)

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

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Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Bio Assault

Medals Earned: 6/12 (80/430 points)

Officer Cadet 5 Points

Reaching area 1

Pilot Officer 5 Points

Reaching area 2

Lieutenant 10 Points

Reaching area 4

System Officer 10 Points

Reaching area 3

Squadron Leader 25 Points

Reaching area 5

System Commander 25 Points

Reaching area 6

Captain 25 Points

Reaching area 7

Commodore 25 Points

Reaching area 8

Marshal 50 Points

Reaching area 10

Vice-Marshal 50 Points

Reaching area 9

Chief Marshal 100 Points

Reaching area 11

Marshal of the System 100 Points

Reaching area 12

Creative Kill Chamber Two

Medals Earned: 3/8 (200/500 points)

Stylish Killer! 50 Points

You killed off 5 guards! With Style!

Terrorist! 50 Points

You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!

CKC Champ: DOS! 100 Points

You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!

Green Gooey Stuff! 50 Points

You used the Spore Gun tres times!

Melee Monster! 50 Points

You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!

Sniper Man! 50 Points

You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!

Spontaneous Combustion! 50 Points

You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!

Yay Death! 100 Points

You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.

Cute Explosions

Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/200 points)

Block Boom 10 Points

Destroy a Block

Critter Crunch 10 Points

Kill a Critter

Get A Weapon 10 Points

Collect a Weapon Box.

Just Plain Evil 10 Points

Complete any stage.

You Rebel 25 Points

Destroy Newgrounds!

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The Cake Is A Lie 10 Points

Destroy a Cupcake

Cloud Nine 25 Points

Destroy a Cute Cloud

Sun Block 25 Points

Destroy the Happy Sun

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D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 2/14 (35/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

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100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf